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Dinner for Schmucks
0/10 stinky bananas A complete failure of a movie on every level. YIKES. It's a painfully uncomfortable and unfunny movie with some of...
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Captain America: Brave New World
4.4/10 stinky bananas Not good. It's the worst MCU movie I've seen in a long time. Captain America 4 is written like a CSI: Miami...
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Friendship
7.6/10 stinky bananas Easily one of the strangest movies I've ever seen. Tim Robinson is hilarious. He's one of the funniest people on...
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Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning
8.9/10 stinky bananas Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning is good old fashioned Mission Impossible fun. Tom Cruise is the fucking...
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Mission: Impossible - Fallout
9.6/10 stinky bananas The best Mission: Impossible ever made. So fucking good. Fallout is widely considered one of the best action movies...
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
8.7/10 stinky bananas Tom Cruise don't miss. Another Mission: Impossible banger. Instrument guns? That's cool as shit. Tom Cruise is 60...
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
8.4/10 stinky bananas Another entertaining entry for the Mission: Impossible franchise. Tom looks great with long hair. First The Last...
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Mission: Impossible 3
8.5/10 stinky bananas We are so fucking back. What a recovery after the absolute debacle that is Mission: Impossible 2. Philip Seymour...
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Mission: Impossible 2
0/10 stinky bananas So fucking bad. It's criminal how bad this movie is. A complete departure from the rest of the Mission: Impossible...
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Mission: Impossible
8.5/10 stinky bananas Great spy thriller. It launched the best action movie franchise in the history of movies. Tom Cruise is the best in...
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Thunderbolts*
8.4/10 stinky bananas Another solid entry into the MCU library. The fall of the MCU has been grossly overstated. After Endgame,...
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The Accountant 2
6.0/10 stinky bananas A little disappointing. It definitely felt like a bit of a money grab. Ben Affleck completely changed his portrayal...
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The Accountant
8.1/10 stinky bananas Really good movie. Easily one of Ben Affleck's better acting performances. The Accountant has a fast pace, great...
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The Amateur
6.5/10 stinky bananas Decent. They absolutely bungled the ending of the movie though. What a shame. Let's start with what I like about...
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Sinners
8.9/10 stinky bananas Great movie. Lots of fun. Everything about the movie is good. It's aesthetically pleasing. It's well written. It's...
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Nobody
9.0/10 stinky bananas John Wick adjacent. Practically the same movie, scene for scene. Just to clarify, not a complaint. Nobody is a...
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The Wolf of Wall Street
9.2/10 stinky bananas Fantastic movie. This movie has reached a point where people have started to turn on it. I'm here to say the haters...
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The Sound of Music
9.4/10 stinky bananas Excellent movie. It's a musical with a Nazi subplot. What a combo. The music is fantastic. Every song hits. Even...
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Michael Clayton
8.4/10 stinky bananas Well executed thriller with some excellent acting to boot. Clooney is great in the whole movie, but the "you're so...
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Spaceballs
7.0/10 stinky bananas Pretty funny movie. There is some great stuff and there is some dumb stuff. Rick Moranis is a funny guy. I love...
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