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Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
9.2/10 stinky bananas EXCELLENT Christmas movie. One of my favourites. Before we dive into the many great qualities of the movie. I must...
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Four Christmases
7.8/10 stinky bananas Underrated Vince Vaughn comedy. It's 2008, Vince is still in his prime, and boy, does he deliver. 75 percent of...
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
8.5/10 stinky bananas Great movie. Jim Carrey and The Grinch are a match made in heaven. Fantastic performance. How did Jim Carrey not...
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The Holiday
3.5/10 stinky bananas Bad Christmas movie, if you can even call it that. 90 percent of the movie is Jude Law batting his eyelashes at...
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Red One
0.4/10 stinky bananas Bad movie. Largely unfunny and boring. The Rock and Captain America should be ashamed. The only good part is when...
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The Nightmare Before Christmas
8.5/10 stinky bananas Tim Burton. He's one of the best at making weird ass movies good. The music is excellent. The "What's This" song is...
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
7.1/10 stinky bananas Solid movie. It's not nearly as good as the first, but enjoyable nonetheless. Sadly, Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice...
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Beetlejuice
8.6/10 stinky bananas Beetlejuice is Tim Burton at his best. I would even go as far as to say Beetlejuice is a little stroke of genius by...
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Palm Springs
8.8/10 stinky bananas Andy Samberg is one of the world's most underrated comedic minds. I love that guy. Palm Springs is a great movie....
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The Beekeeper
1.9/10 stinky bananas Statham great. Movie bad. The movie starts with an old lady getting scammed by the most obvious scam of all time,...
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Little Nicky
0/10 stinky bananas I love Adam Sandler, but by God, does this movie stink. It is, without a doubt, the worst movie Adam Sandler has ever...
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Bone Tomahawk
7.7/10 stinky bananas Good movie. Kurt Russell's hair and beard combo is the Lord's work. Truly immaculate. Bone Tomahawk would've got a...
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I, Robot
8.0/10 stinky bananas Will Smith banger. I, Robot is just a good time. It's funny, it's got good action, and it's a murder mystery with...
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Deadpool & Wolverine
8.3/10 stinky bananas Good movie. Fun movie. Having said that, Deadpool & Wolverine is the worst of the three Deadpool movies. It didn't...
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The New Mutants
0/10 stinky bananas Pathetic excuse for a movie. There is nothing good about it. No redeeming qualities. The New Mutants fucking sucks.
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Dark Phoenix
0.2/10 stinky bananas Bad movie. What moron thought it was a good idea to do the phoenix storyline again? Nobody cares about this phoenix...
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Deadpool 2
9.4/10 stinky bananas Home run of a sequel. Excellent movie. It's probably the funniest comic book movie ever made. It has everything the...
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X-Men: Apocalypse
5.9/10 stinky bananas X-Men: Apocalypse is a real mixed bag. Some of it's great. Some of it's garbage. Everything about this movie is a...
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
9.4/10 stinky bananas Awesome movie. Perfectly crafted story. X-Men: DoFP has a million moving pieces. In the wrong hands, the movie...
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Deadpool
9.2/10 stinky bananas One of the best origin story superhero films there is. Everything about the Deadpool character is perfect. The...
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