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(500) Days of Summer
8.3/10 stinky bananas Great rom-com through and through. Everything is great from top to bottom. No complaints. I love the You Make My Dreams scene. Very good. It's this movie's claim to fame, so to speak. The expectation vs reality scene is expertly made. Damn good flick. And that's all I really have to say about that. See ya.
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Independence Day
7.2/10 stinky bananas Solid movie. Independence Day is definitely a mixed bag. You get a bunch of poopy doopy characters (e.g., Harry Connick Jr.'s character, raspy voice guy, the First Lady, long haired kid and his family) and you get a bunch of great stuff (e.g., Will Smith punching an alien, Area 51/alien autopsy scene, the President's speech, the "hello boys, I'm baaaacck" guy). Ideally, a movie wouldn't have any poopy doopy characters, but the benefit of an apocalypse-st
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Disclosure Day
0/10 stinky bananas What the fuck was that, Spielberg? God-awful movie. Spielberg has officially lost his fastball. Absolute mess of a movie from top to bottom. POORLY MADE. I HATE ALL of the characters. Especially Jane, talk about an irrelevant and incredibly irritating character. She honestly believes that people should not know about aliens because it might shake their faith in God. What kind of crack is she on? Even if it did, and all the nuns and monks in the world threw
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The Matrix Resurrections
1.1/10 stinky bananas Bland. Bad. Embarrassing. I will never watch this movie again for the rest of my days. I'm not sure if they had restrictions because of Keanu Reeves' age, but what the fuck are those action scenes? Every action scene is Neo using the force. Wrong franchise, pal. That's it. I'm disgusted. See ya.
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