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0.5/10 stinky bananas What the fuck was that? Dogshit movie. I'm disgusted. How can the first movie be so good and this one so terrible? Honestly, I want to know why. Literally everything was significantly worse. How does that happen? If I were to take a wild guess, I would say some dipshit studio head rushed the film's completion to take advantage of the popularity of the first one. I hope I'm right, because if I'm not, then heads should roll. There is almost nothing redeema

9.5/10 stinky bananas That's the stuff. That's what it's all about, baby! Great, great, great, great movie. Movies like Project Hail Mary are why you go to the theater, folks. Fantastic movie-watching experience. Oh, you think it's just another space movie? Wrong. Project Hail Mary is like the best pig(s) in a blanket you've ever had. The puff pastry is the space thriller part of the movie. It's fluffy (tons of twists and turns), well-seasoned (big action sequences), with a l

9.5/10 stinky bananas Expertly made. Action thriller at its finest. The cinematography, the acting, the story - all outstanding. Gosling is awesome, as per usual. He delivers a great performance while barely speaking. Very impressive. After Oscar Isaac's death, the movie goes from 0 to 60 real fast. It's just kill after kill after kill. Gosling has never looked cooler. I can't really pinpoint what it is either. Is it the jacket? Is it the gloves? Is it his general demeanor? I

0.9/10 stinky bananas Why is the title of the movie Rocky Balboa? And not Rocky 6? Rough start. They can't even get the name to their own movie right. Okay, the Rocky franchise has officially bottomed out. This is as bad as it's going to get for your ol' buddy Rock. Rocky Balboa is a horrendous movie. God-awful writing and even worse acting with absolutely zero Rocky magic. Before we break down how terrible this movie is, let's take a moment to pop champagne and dance through