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Project Hail Mary
9.5/10 stinky bananas That's the stuff. That's what it's all about, baby! Great, great, great, great movie. Movies like Project Hail Mary are why you go to the theater, folks. Fantastic movie-watching experience. Oh, you think it's just another space movie? Wrong. Project Hail Mary is like the best pig(s) in a blanket you've ever had. The puff pastry is the space thriller part of the movie. It's fluffy (tons of twists and turns), well-seasoned (big action sequences), with a l
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Drive
9.5/10 stinky bananas Expertly made. Action thriller at its finest. The cinematography, the acting, the story - all outstanding. Gosling is awesome, as per usual. He delivers a great performance while barely speaking. Very impressive. After Oscar Isaac's death, the movie goes from 0 to 60 real fast. It's just kill after kill after kill. Gosling has never looked cooler. I can't really pinpoint what it is either. Is it the jacket? Is it the gloves? Is it his general demeanor? I
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Rocky Balboa
0.9/10 stinky bananas Why is the title of the movie Rocky Balboa? And not Rocky 6? Rough start. They can't even get the name to their own movie right. Okay, the Rocky franchise has officially bottomed out. This is as bad as it's going to get for your ol' buddy Rock. Rocky Balboa is a horrendous movie. God-awful writing and even worse acting with absolutely zero Rocky magic. Before we break down how terrible this movie is, let's take a moment to pop champagne and dance through
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Rocky 5
4.3/10 stinky bananas Oh boy. The downfall of Rocky has begun. Poorly written film. Plain and simple. Why won't this lady die. Get out of Rocky's like, Adrian, you dumb bitch. Adrian is one of the worst characters in movie history. I'm not exaggerating. And there is WAAAYYY too much of her in this movie. WAY too much. Let's play a game. Who am I? Whine whine whine whine whine whine. Yup, you guessed it, I'm Adrian. Get this... her fucking brother loses all of Rocky's money, t
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