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0.9/10 stinky bananas Why is the title of the movie Rocky Balboa? And not Rocky 6? Rough start. They can't even get the name to their own movie right. Okay, the Rocky franchise has officially bottomed out. This is as bad as it's going to get for your ol' buddy Rock. Rocky Balboa is a horrendous movie. God-awful writing and even worse acting with absolutely zero Rocky magic. Before we break down how terrible this movie is, let's take a moment to pop champagne and dance through

4.3/10 stinky bananas Oh boy. The downfall of Rocky has begun. Poorly written film. Plain and simple. Why won't this lady die. Get out of Rocky's like, Adrian, you dumb bitch. Adrian is one of the worst characters in movie history. I'm not exaggerating. And there is WAAAYYY too much of her in this movie. WAY too much. Let's play a game. Who am I? Whine whine whine whine whine whine. Yup, you guessed it, I'm Adrian. Get this... her fucking brother loses all of Rocky's money, t

8.2/10 stinky bananas This is the last of the good Rocky. Steep drop off after this. Rocky 4 is getting the point form treatment. And here we go... Here's what I like: Creed's walkout against Drago is electric. Creed's cornerman is still the best. He's foaming at the mouth every time he's on screen. Drago killing Creed is a great way to set the table for USA vs USSR. Two great montages in this movie. We get a driving flashback montage and a Russian winter montage. Gotta love

9.1/10 stinky bananas Without a doubt, the BEST Rocky movie. What's not to like? Rocky 3 fucking rocks. I'm going point form mode: Eye of the Tiger opening is fucking great, excellent way to pass time. These boys are on the JUICE. They are ripped beyond belief. Stallone looks unreal on roids. So does Apollo and Clubber, but come on, Stallone leveled up big time. Rocky vs Hulkster fight is fucking hilarious. Great TV. Rocky's retirement presser is all time. More Mick and less