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Rocky 3
9.1/10 stinky bananas Without a doubt, the BEST Rocky movie. What's not to like? Rocky 3 fucking rocks. I'm going point form mode: Eye of the Tiger opening is fucking great, excellent way to pass time. These boys are on the JUICE. They are ripped beyond belief. Stallone looks unreal on roids. So does Apollo and Clubber, but come on, Stallone leveled up big time. Rocky vs Hulkster fight is fucking hilarious. Great TV. Rocky's retirement presser is all time. More Mick and less
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Rocky 2
8.4/10 stinky bananas Damn good movie, Rock. I have 2 problems with this movie. Let me get them out of the way. First, WAY TOO MUCH OF ADRIAN. I hate her guts. Can't stand her. Terrible actress, even worse character. I would've loved if her character died in this movie. It would've given me sweet sweet satisfaction. Second, Rocky even thinking about retiring is completely ludicrous. Rocky has fought his entire career for pennies, now he actually has a chance to make some real
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Rocky
8.7/10 stinky bananas Gotta love Rock. How can you not? Iconic character. Iconic movie. Rocky is one of the few cases where the story of the making of the movie is arguably better than the movie itself. The life and career of Sylvester Stallone is one for the ages. Absolute legend. Anyway, the first half of the movie is a bit of a slow burn. It's not bad, it just takes a while to hit its stride. Once it gets going, it does not look back until Rocky 5, then it all comes crashi
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Crazy, Stupid, Love
10/10 stinky bananas THE greatest rom-com ever made. Brilliant movie. Excellent script. Excellent story. Excellent pacing. Excellent acting. Excellent, excellent, excellent. It goes without saying, but Gosling and Carrell are fucking fantastic in this. They pitch a perfect game together. So fucking funny. Their chemistry is off the charts. All of the characters are great and the story is endlessly entertaining. The payoff in the backyard scene is incredibly gratifying. All-ti
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