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6.0/10 stinky bananas Not bad. There's Something About Mary is just a movie full of bits, with close to zero substance to the story. That's not necessarily a complaint either; sometimes I like a comedy that's just for the jokes, but I feel like a good chunk of the bits fell flat for me. Two scenes encapsulate the point I'm trying to make. The first is the cum hair gel scene. Absolutely revolting stuff. Not even remotely funny. Just gross. The second is the dog-fight scene. Ab

9.4/10 stinky bananas David Fincher masterclass. Excellent whodunnit. The acting, writing, and directing are all top-notch. This movie is ridiculously intense; it's certainly not for the faint of heart. As much as I would like to get into the nuts and bolts of my favourite scenes, I think I'll leave it up to you to discover. I would hate to scare anybody away from watching this movie, because it really is that good, but I do warn that some scenes may evoke some visceral emoti

0.5/10 stinky bananas What the fuck was that? Dogshit movie. I'm disgusted. How can the first movie be so good and this one so terrible? Honestly, I want to know why. Literally everything was significantly worse. How does that happen? If I were to take a wild guess, I would say some dipshit studio head rushed the film's completion to take advantage of the popularity of the first one. I hope I'm right, because if I'm not, then heads should roll. There is almost nothing redeema

9.5/10 stinky bananas That's the stuff. That's what it's all about, baby! Great, great, great, great movie. Movies like Project Hail Mary are why you go to the theater, folks. Fantastic movie-watching experience. Oh, you think it's just another space movie? Wrong. Project Hail Mary is like the best pig(s) in a blanket you've ever had. The puff pastry is the space thriller part of the movie. It's fluffy (tons of twists and turns), well-seasoned (big action sequences), with a l