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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
7.1/10 stinky bananas Pretty pretty pretty good. A very enjoyable chick flick or rom com, whatever you want to call it. It had a good mix...
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Enola Holmes
6.2/10 stinky bananas A relatively enjoyable movie. Millie Bobby Brown looking into the camera every 5 seconds is irritating. Helena...
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The Devil All the Time
8.6/10 stinky bananas One of the better Netflix made movies. Stellar cast and exciting story. That’s about all you need for a damn good...
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I’m Thinking of Ending Things
0/10 stinky bananas I rather carve out my eyeballs with an ice-cream scoop than have to ever watch that movie again. Anybody that says...
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Tenet
9.8/10 stinky bananas One of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Simple as that. Easily the best Nolan movie. Better than Inception. Better...
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Mulan
0/10 stinky bananas Absolute stinker. Easily the worst live-action Disney remake. Everything you know and love about the original Mulan...
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End of Watch
8.8/10 stinky bananas Another great crime/thriller flick from Gyllenhaal. There is also some buddy cop vibes sprinkled in there. Jake...
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Southpaw
6.6/10 stinky bananas Nowhere near the stratosphere of the Rocky/Creed franchise, but certainly not a bad film. Jake Gyllenhaal plays a...
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Zodiac
0/10 stinky bananas This one was a real fucking bummer for me. A movie with unreal potential. A great cast (RDJ, Mark Ruffalo, Jake...
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Prisoners
8.4/10 stinky bananas A great crime/thriller film. Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal lead a great cast in this movie about the kidnapping...
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Nightcrawler
9.5/10 stinky bananas One of the best modern day thrillers. The suspense is palpable from start to finish. Jake Gyllenhaal turns in a...
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Donnie Darko
0/10 stinky bananas This movie stinks. Almost turned it off 5 times. Nothing about this movie makes any sense. I was confused for the...
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Project Power
6.4/10 stinky bananas A mindless action movie. This is a great movie to throw on while your doing your homework or some shit. There is...
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An American Pickle
5.7/10 stinky bananas Not my favourite. It wasn't very funny for a Seth Rogen movie. I think I chuckled maybe three times. The best part...
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Hacksaw Ridge
9.2/10 stinky bananas One of the most unexpectedly amazing war movies I've ever seen. Easily Andrew Garfield's best performance. A story...
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Fury
8.7/10 stinky bananas A great war movie. A unique take on the war movie genre as you get an inside look at a unit of tank operating...
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Glory
7.1/10 stinky bananas A pretty good war movie. I was not overly impressed considering the critical acclaim of this movie. Denzel...
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Saving Private Ryan
9.7/10 stinky bananas A near-perfect war movie with an incredible ensemble cast. Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Ed Burns, Tom Sizemore, Vin...
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Analyze This
7.7/10 stinky bananas Highly recommend. Robert De Niro plays a mob boss with some mental problems, and Billy Crystal plays his head...
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Room
8.7/10 stinky bananas Very good movie. Brie Larson turns in an outstanding performance as a captive sex slave. Jacob Tremblay, based on...
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