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Erin Brockovich
7.6/10 stinky bananas Good movie. Cool story. Julia Roberts' mouth is too big and I hate it. I had to drop the movie a whole stinky...
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The Irishman
8.1/10 stinky bananas Good movie. It wasn't the Goodfellas/Casino reunion that the people were craving but it was enjoyable nonetheless....
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Joker
8.8/10 stinky bananas Joaquin Phoenix nails it in this Joker origin story. Director Todd Phillips gives us a new take on the Clown Prince...
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Beauty and the Beast
9.1/10 stinky bananas Easily the best of the Disney live-action remakes, and lightyears better than the original cartoon. Emma Watson...
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
7.9/10 stinky bananas The finale of the third Star Wars trilogy is pretty good. It could have been better, but I'm not a big enough Star...
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Rocketman
9.6/10 stinky bananas This is one of my favourite movies of recent memory. Taron Egerton gives a fantastic performance as Sir Elton John,...
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Onward
8.4/10 stinky bananas Great flick. Pixar is the gold standard when it comes to animated movies and Onward follows that trend. The Chris...
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
3.1/10 stinky bananas I love Tarantino, but this movie was assorted shit. The movie was nearly 3 hours long and three quarters of the...
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Parasite
5.2/10 stinky bananas I will preface this movie review by saying that I had high expectations for this movie prior to seeing it. Parasite...
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Peanut Butter Falcon
9.7/10 stinky bananas Phenomenal film. This is a top 2 Shia LaBeouf performance, second only to his role as Stanley Yelnats in the...
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Frozen 2
0/10 stinky bananas Trash movie. All Disney sequels stink and this one is no different. This one takes the cake as the most annoying...
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The Invisible Man
9.2/10 stinky bananas Great thrill ride from start to finish. There is suspense in every scene as you scan each inch of the screen...
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The Art of Self-Defense
8.7/10 stinky bananas This is a movie maybe eight people on the planet have seen, but it is quite good. I've seen many movies in my life...
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The Lighthouse
0/10 stinky bananas This movie is artsy fartsy crap. It's about two guys that lose their minds in a lighthouse, who the hell cares....
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