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Saltburn

7.9/10 stinky bananas This movie has an age limit. If you are 50+ (or deeply religious), I guarantee you turn your TV off after the...

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The Last Samurai

8.4/10 stinky bananas Fucking Tom Cruise. The guy is an absolute legend. If there was a pound for pound ranking for action movie stars,...

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Romeo + Juliet

3.2/10 stinky bananas Ridiculous movie. Leo and Claire Danes put in good performances and the romantic story between them is well done....

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The Whale

6.8/10 stinky bananas Pretty good. This movie is not rewatchable at all. That's not an indictment on the movie, but I can't envision...

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Camp Rock

7.1/10 stinky bananas Camp Rock is the peak of the 2000s Disney Channel movie formula - horrific acting, at least 10 lines of dialogue...

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Killers of the Flower Moon

7.7/10 stinky bananas Pretty pretty pretty good. It's not a Scorsese classic, but it's still quite good. I'm going to tell you everything...

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Road House

8.9/10 stinky bananas Road House rocks. It's a classic. It's impossible to have a bad time watching Road House. If you don't like this...

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My Cousin Vinny

9.3/10 stinky bananas Classic comedy. I love it. Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei are fantastic. I love their characters and their chemistry is...

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The Wedding Singer

9.7/10 stinky bananas What a movie. I love The Wedding Singer. It's a damn near perfect romcom and it's an Adam Sandler classic. The...

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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

8.2/10 stinky bananas Solid action movie. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is not as good as its predecessor, Bumblebee, but it's better...

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Barbie

8.8/10 stinky bananas Barbie is a really good comedy. I don't get why so many people are all up in arms about this movie. Fellas, am I...

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Oppenheimer

9.5/10 stinky bananas Nolan did it again. He is definitively the greatest filmmaker of our time and he has only cemented his legacy even...

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Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

8.7/10 stinky bananas Tom Cruise rocks. This guy knows how to make a blockbuster, and that's exactly what this movie is - an...

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Extraction 2

8.7/10 stinky bananas So much fun. Extraction 2 is a solid step up from the first. Better acting. Better writing. Better villain. Better...

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Extraction

8.0/10 stinky bananas Really good action flick. Hemsworth is a badass. If there's one thing this movie taught me, it is to never smoke...

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

7.2/10 stinky bananas Decent Indy movie. It's definitely an upgrade over the one with aliens. For true Indy fans, there is lots to like...

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall

9.6/10 stinky bananas Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a certified classic. Top 10 movie of the 2000s? Maybe. Jason Segel went on an absolute...

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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

8.7/1o stinky bananas I will preface my review with the fact that somebody in my theatre ripped a nasty fart about halfway through the...

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Fast X

7.4/10 stinky bananas Fast X is better than F9. We are moving in the right direction folks! This is a fun movie plain and simple. The...

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

9.3/10 stinky bananas Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is a fantastic way to cap off one of Marvel's greatest trilogies. It's easily the...

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