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Pretty Woman

3.5/10 stinky bananas Snooze fest. I don't get what all the hubbub is about. Richard Gere has the personality of a Tic Tac. He bring...

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Air Force One

8.4/10 stinky bananas Harrison Ford rules. He should've been President in real life. Air Force One has some top notch action. Let's hit...

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Morbius

3.7/10 stinky bananas It's morbin time. Hahahaha. Remember when the internet tricked a movie studio into re-releasing this pile of shit?...

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Logan Lucky

9.3/10 stinky bananas Awesome heist movie. Who doesn't like a good heist movie? Couldn't be me. What's not to like about this movie?...

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The Menu

9.1/10 stinky bananas Great movie. I loved it. It's interesting and captivating, and it's something different. What else can you ask for?...

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The Banshees of Inisherin

7.4/10 stinky bananas Pretty good movie. It's definitely not all it's hyped up to be. Overall, the movie is quite funny, but by the end...

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Glass Onion

8.5/10 stinky bananas Very good movie. I love a good whodunit. I hope Rian Johnson makes a million of these. Glass Onion is a fun movie...

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Arrival

8.6/10 stinky bananas Very good movie. Pros: Unique and well executed story Cool visual effects The plot has some difficult concepts (the...

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In Bruges

8.8/10 stinky bananas Hilarious movie. Incredibly enjoyable. The first half-hour is a bit slow. Once the movie hits that 30 minute-mark,...

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Avatar: The Way of Water

8.7/10 stinky bananas Much better than the original. This review is an ode to the 2008 Miley Cyrus banger "7 Things". The 7 things I like...

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Avatar

7.7/10 stinky bananas It's good. Nothing special. I'll start with what I like because I'm a nice guy. Stephen Lang is great in this. He...

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I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore

8.8/10 stinky bananas Great movie. It's a wild ride. I guarantee most people haven't even heard of this movie, and I don't blame them. It...

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Leaving Las Vegas

0.9/10 stinky bananas Preposterous movie. Almost unwatchable. 91% critics score and 85% audience score on rotten tomatoes by the way. Are...

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Violent Night

8.2/10 stinky bananas Surprisingly fun Christmas movie. After watching the trailer for this movie, I was 95 percent certain it was going...

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Hitch

8.5/10 stinky bananas Hitch rules. One of the best rom-coms of the 2000s. Who doesn't like a funny feel-good movie? Will Smith is...

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

7.2/10 stinky bananas I have thoughts. Lots of them. Overall, it's a pretty good movie, but they left a lot of meat on the bone. Let's...

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Black Adam

7.8/10 stinky bananas I like it. The Rock doesn't miss*. Black Adam is an entertaining movie, and at the end of the day that's what show...

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Hocus Pocus 2

4.0/10 stinky bananas Underwhelming sequel. There are a few positives... Midler slipped right back into the role seamlessly. The witch...

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Hocus Pocus

8.0/10 stinky bananas Classic 90s movie. I can understand why it's a Halloween staple for most. Pretty funny and entertaining. Bette...

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The Green Knight

0/10 stinky bananas FUCK THIS MOVIE. Offensively bad. BIG FAT ZERO. Artsy fartsy bullshit. It made no fucking sense. I am truly baffled...

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