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Soul
8.6/10 stinky bananas Pixar don’t miss. Ever. Soul just makes you feel good. Plain and simple. Who doesn‘t like Jamie Foxx? Probably...
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part II
9.2/10 stinky bananas Epic finale to a pretty great series of films. Lots of wizard action in this one. Very fun to watch. You finally...
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part I
8.5/10 stinky bananas Great movie. Great start to a two parter to end the series. Rating could‘ve been higher if Ron wasn’t such a pee...
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
4.5/10 stinky bananas Slightly less boring than the 5th one. It doesn’t get any good till the last 20 minutes or so. Again, its sole...
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
2.4/10 stinky bananas Boring ass movie. This movie serves the sole purpose of progressing the story. No entertainment value whatsoever. I...
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
8.1/10 stinky bananas Solid movie. Very up and down. Every Mad-Eye Moody scene is awesome. Great fucking character. Harry vs the dragon...
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
9.5/10 stinky bananas Best Harry Potter movie and I don’t think it’s very close. The movie starts you off strong with the balloon lady....
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
8.4/10 stinky bananas Really good sequel. I enjoyed it alot more on rewatch than I did originally. Gilderoy Lockheart steals the show in...
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
8.8/10 stinky bananas This is just a fun movie. A great introduction to the wizarding world of Harry Potter. It‘s probably the movie I...
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
7.6/10 stinky bananas Good sequel. It lost alot of the magic that the first one had (as expected). That being said, the addition of Rob...
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Home Alone
10/10 stinky bananas The perfect Christmas movie. No complaints. None at all. Joe Pesci’s best movie. Yea, I said it. Bitch. The whole...
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
9.9/10 stinky bananas An epic conclusion to the GOAT trilogy. It picks up right where the battle of Helms Deep drops off, springing you...
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
9.5/10 stinky bananas Awesome movie. No denying that. The question is, is it better than the first? I don’t think it is, but it’s pretty...
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
9.6/10 stinky bananas A great beginning to the greatest trilogy of all time. I enjoy the fellowship more and more after every watch. We...
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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
7.9/10 stinky bananas Tough one. If you were going into this one with the expectations of LOTR 3 then you would be wildly disappointed....
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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
8.0/10 stinky bananas First one was better. The beginning is good. The end is great. The middle is boring. The only reason the score...
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
8.4/10 stinky bananas Pretty damn enjoyable. It was a very good start to the prequel trilogy. Martin Freeman was a great choice to play a...
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Ford v Ferrari
9.0/10 stinky bananas Maybe my favourite movie of 2019, and probably the best racing movie ever made. It should be noted that I know very...
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The Bourne Identity
8.4/10 stinky bananas Really good action movie. It‘s a spy thriller where a guy literally forgets everything about himself except for all...
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Good Will Hunting
9.3/10 stinky bananas Awesome movie. Its a tough one to describe and say what I like about it. I just really fucking like it. The cast,...
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