top of page
Search
Nathan

Army of the Dead

4.1/10 stinky bananas


Not good. Not absolute crap but certainly not good. Cool concept, but they failed to execute it.


Let’s kick it off with what I liked. 1. Zombie animals. Very cool. 2. Great kills. My favourite was when the nun from Nacho Libre got her neck snapped. 3. Gory. The gore was fantastic. 4. Playing Zombie by The Cranberries at the end of a zombie movie. It was on the nose and I loved it.


Now for what I hated. 1. Horrific acting. Some of the worst I’ve seen in a long time. 2. Don’t care about the characters. They tried so hard to make me care and I would‘ve rather they just cut out all the emotional/sad crap. 3. Way too long. That movie should’ve been a whole hour shorter. 4. Dog shit comedic relief. Every joke fell flat. Really poor writing.


You can skip this one. There is better shit to watch.

6 views

Recent Posts

See All

Wicked

8.7/10 stinky bananas Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. I love a good musical. Music is great. Damn near every song is a banger....

Gladiator 2

8.3/10 stinky bananas Pretty damn good sequel. This movie had pretty big shoes to fill. Some may say, Shaq sized. Gladiator 2 didn't...

Gladiator

9.8/10 stinky bananas Fantastic film. Russell Crowe's masterful performance as Maximus will be talked about amongst frat boys and Roman...

bottom of page