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Bone Tomahawk

7.7/10 stinky bananas


Good movie. Kurt Russell's hair and beard combo is the Lord's work. Truly immaculate.


Bone Tomahawk would've got a much higher rating if the first 75 minutes of the movie wasn't so fucking slow. The trip to the troglodyte's cave is painstakingly long.


Once the gang reaches the troglodyte burial ground, the movie goes zero to sixty real quick. Tons of great action, nasty gore, and Kurt Russell being a fucking badass.


Outside of Kurt, the acting is subpar and the script is a little clunky. But, if you're looking for something off the beaten path, I recommend giving it a try.



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