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Cocaine Bear

6.5/10 stinky bananas


I had fun.


The first hour of Cocaine Bear is great. The director didn't try too hard (which is a good thing). The bear does cocaine and chaos ensues. Simple as that.


After the first hour, the movie loses its way. They started taking it too seriously, and I have no idea why. Who gives a shit about this Mom and her daughter? The movie comes to a screeching halt as soon as she starts tracking her down to the bear cave. GET BACK TO COCAINE BEAR FUCKING SHIT UP! That's what makes this movie fun, not this other bullshit.


The lady cop is quite possibly the most irrelevant character in any movie ever made. She had no purpose. She must've blackmailed Elizabeth Banks to get in this movie. Only possible explanation.


The first 2/3rds of the movie are very enjoyable, but they didn't quite land the plane. Still worth a watch though.

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