Da 5 Bloods

Nathan
Jun 17, 2020
1 min read

8.9/10 stinky bananas

A Spike Lee Joint. It is very much a Spike Lee movie, and I mean that in the best way possible. The first third of this movie is a little slow, but once all the character development is done and out of the way, the movie goes fucking berserk. The last two-thirds of the movie is action packed with land mines, gun fights, and a single MAGA hat.

My one gripe is the length. Two and a half hours isn't all that long, but it felt a lot longer. Maybe I'm just a moron.

Watch this movie if you like watching people get blown to smithereens.

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