Godzilla vs. Kong
- Nathan
- Apr 27, 2021
- 1 min read
8.1/10 stinky bananas
Pure entertainment. The heavyweight monster title bout was everything it was hyped up to be.
Spoiler alert. King Kong got his ass beat. Wasn’t really a fair fight though. One is a dinosaur that shoots blue fire beams out of his face and the other is a really big monkey.
The third act was freaking awesome. After Godzilla taps out Kong, a fucking robot Godzilla shows up and starts kicking both of their asses. If that doesn’t get your blood pumping then you’re probably dead or blind.
There are some people complaining about the acting in this movie (and monster movies in general). To those people, I say shut up. If you watch a monster movie and expect Robert De Niro and Al Pacino to be acting their faces off while a couple CGI monsters fight in the background then you are as dumb as it gets. The people in this movie don’t matter, you pay to watch monsters fight and that’s exactly what Godzilla vs Kong gives you.
Absolutely worth the price of admission. Don’t watch it if you’re one of those old bags that cares about acting in a monster movie.