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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

8.4/10 stinky bananas


Really good sequel. I enjoyed it alot more on rewatch than I did originally.


Gilderoy Lockheart steals the show in all of his scenes. What a great addition. The Dobby subplot is great. And Draco is at his best in this one.


Harry is a better detective than he is a wizard. Harry is a bad wizard. Sorry if that offends.


Guess what Voldemort’s middle name is. It’s fucking Marvolo. Hard to take the guy serious with a middle name like Marv.

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