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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

2.4/10 stinky bananas


Boring ass movie.


This movie serves the sole purpose of progressing the story. No entertainment value whatsoever.


I want justice for Sirius Black. What a fucking dog shit way to kill off a great character. Unceremonious. Anti-climactic. Garbage. His death was an after thought and that is dumb as hell.


Easily the worst movie of the franchise. You can skip this one if you‘re doing a Harry Potter marathon.

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