7.6/10 stinky bananas
It’s good. Nothing special.
MVP of this movie is the dog. Unanimous MVP, no one else was close. The dog is cute as shit. This movie would‘ve been in zero territory without that dog. I also liked the nice monsters. Except for the big snail, I probably would’ve tried to blow that thing up.
I got a couple qualms (funny word, I don’t know if I used it right). 1. Not enough Rooker. His character was cool as fuck and he’s in the movie for 5 minutes. Doesn’t make sense to not bring him along to fight the yacht captain. 2. Not nearly funny enough for an action comedy type movie. Jokes were falling flat for me, but I guess that’s subjective so who cares.
Rotten tomatoes has this movie at 93 percent. Yikes. Yuck. Gross. Bad website. Fraud website.
Watch this movie if you like dogs.