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Mulan

0/10 stinky bananas


Absolute stinker. Easily the worst live-action Disney remake.


Everything you know and love about the original Mulan is taken out. No music. No talking dragon. No cute cricket. Oh and did I mention, THEY TOOK OUT THE FUCKING MUSIC. What the fuck is the point of a Disney remake if there is no music.


Oh but guess what, Mulan has magic powers now. What the shit is that about. And the bad guy’s bird is a witch for some reason.


Very much not worth the watch.



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