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Nomadland

0.1/10 stinky bananas


Trash. Movie fucking blows. Nomadland won 3 Oscars??? Huh? Oscars are a joke.


The movie moves at a snail’s pace.


I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the main character - Frances McDormand. 95 percent of the movie is Frances McDormand walking around aimlessly.


Nomadland earned 0.1 of a stinky banana because McDormand took a shit in a van. Poop is always funny. I laughed.


Terrible movie. The Oscars should be ashamed of themselves. I wouldn’t subject my worst enemy to the one hour and 48 minutes of torture that is Nomadland.


Disgusting. I’m disgusted.

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