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Pretty Woman

3.5/10 stinky bananas


Snooze fest. I don't get what all the hubbub is about.


Richard Gere has the personality of a Tic Tac. He bring nothing to this movie. BOOOOOO!


What the hell is Richard Gere's job? I don't get it. He sells dying companies for a larger sum of money than what it's worth? Is that it? How does that work? Maybe I'm just a dumbass. Who knows.


Jason Alexander's character in Pretty Woman makes zero sense. Why does he try to fuck Richard Gere's hooker? Seems like a bad idea. Classic Costanza.


Hotel manager is by far and away the best character in the movie. Everybody else kind of stinks, maybe, with the exception of Julia Roberts. She's just okay.


Hard pass on Pretty Woman. Below average at best.

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