7.4/10 stinky bananas
Pretty good movie. It's definitely not all it's hyped up to be.
Overall, the movie is quite funny, but by the end of it all I felt more frustration and sadness than I did any sort of enjoyment.
*Joker voice* And here we go.
That donkey is cute as shit. Probably the cutest donkey that's ever lived. I have no proof of this, but I'm 99 percent sure. THEN THE DONKEY FUCKING DIES. FUCK YOU TO WHOEVER THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA! FUCK YOU! What a stupid thing to do. Pisses me off.
I fucking hate Brendan Gleeson's character. What a jackass. "Oh, I don't want to be your friend anymore because I want to write shitty music and every time you talk to me I'm going to cut my fingers off but I'm also still kind of going to be friendly to you." Fuck off. Dumbest shit of all time.
Dominic's suicide is 75 percent the sister's fault. Why couldn't she just say "maybe one day" or some bullshit like that? Instead, she decided to crush Dominic into a million pieces for no good reason. Well done, asshole. (P.S. Reading this back, I kind of sound like an incel, but I stand by it anyway)
Colin Farrell is excellent in this, as per usual.
If anything I said spoiled the movie for you, then shame on you for reading the review before watching the movie. Your fault.
Watch it if you want, I don't care.